The Thunder (8-1) beat the Rockets (5-4) early, outscoring Houston 44-20 in the second quarter and never looking back. 40 seconds into the fourth, OKC was up 20+ and the 100-point bellringing tradition in our comments section was underway.
I started to write a snarky recap of the first competitive 18 minutes of play and the stats that accumulated after, but then I realized I had accidentally nuked the comments on the game thread. Here is the best I can do to reconstruct them, stripped by the copypasta gods of their avatars, handles, and embeds, and edited for publication by yours truly.