I warned you last week that this would not be an enjoyable week of football. Whereas the first two weeks of the football season feature teams scheduling big-name opponents in marquee venues to command a primetime TV slot early into the season, the third and fourth weeks are heavy on cupcakes.
Those that did not schedule big games in the first two weeks are reticent to do them in the third or fourth weeks. Those that did schedule those big games will work on cupcakes these two weeks.
That leaves us with just two games featuring ranked teams and none east of the Mississippi River.