Giving the Browns two picks of the top four picks is like handing your divorced buddy with bad credit $500 before entering a casino.
You know in your heart you'd have been better off lighting that $500 on fire or donating it to charity instead of a crime family's casino's coffers. At least for a few hours, however, your old friend can live as if he's on the path to his first million. The American Dream, baby!
As someone afflicted with the mental illness of Browns fandom, I want Josh Rosen and Bradley Chubb. I'd settle for Lamar Jackson, Denzel Ward, Baker Mayfield, Sam Darnold, or Saquon Barkley.