MARGE: Am I cool, kids?
BART and LISA: No.
MARGE: Good. I'm glad. And that's what makes me cool, not caring, right?
BART and LISA: No.
MARGE: Well, how the hell do you be cool? I feel like we've tried everything here!
HOMER: Wait Marge. Maybe if you're truly cool, you don't need to be told you're cool.
BART: Well, sure you do.
LISA: How else would you know?
Urban Meyer is one of the most consistently successful recruiters in recent college football memory; his incoming classes have been excellent, year in and year out.