Word of the day: Weltanschauung.
It's Valentine's Day, folks, which is one of the most huckster holidays ever invented. Lucky for me, I'm a passionate individual who lives every day like it's Valentine's Day. If your significant other expects something fancy, you're hustling all wrong.
GO TO HELL, ESPN. I'm not one of these Ohio State fans who thinks ESPN is out to screw the Buckeyes. Like a lot of conglomerations, there are employees with souls and those without.
However, I will never allow a Fortune 500 company to burden the local team with expectations in 2017.