One of the best Far Side comics is one where a guy is sitting at his desk in a nondescript office building, and behind him, across the street in another office building, is a duck, which is staring intently at the back of his head. The caption reads something about a phobia or some junk but really the image of this office worker frozen in terror because this freaking duck won't stop looking at him is all the comic needed to worm its way into my brain for the last few decades.
Anyway: Urban Meyer is that duck.