Eventually there comes a time in a writer's life where they're not sure they'll return to the blank page they love to know. This is my moment.
I write before traveling to Findlay, Ohio to meet a friend to go to Ypsilanti to meet a friend. My enemies run deep in Findlay and even deeper in the trifling lands due north.
Do not cry for me, Columbus, if I do not return. Just pour out a Watermelon FourLoko in a Waffle House parking lot on game day. The Starcat will avenge me.
ICYMI:
- Five-star freshmen competing for the fourth cornerback spot.