Ohio State went 0-4 last night at the ESPYs, which upset some people that are (apparently) passionate about the ESPY selection process. I'm just glad I can go back to my natural state, which is not giving a single damn about the freakin' ESPYs and avoiding people that care about them.
ICYMI: The Slobs paid it forward yesterday.
PUSH TMZ INTO THE SEA. You know that squinty "I wish a MFer would" look rappers' hitters give in the back of videos? That was my look while I read this trash and fingered the illegal pistol tucked in my waistband.