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Threat Level Witnessed the Most Corny Thing in Recent College Football History

Michigan really can't be allowed to enjoy any kind of sustained success.

I say this not as an Ohio State fan, but as someone who desperately doesn't want the sport of college football represented by the very particular brand of corny-ass, navel-gazing, no-championship winning, nostalgia glasses-wearing, malaise-peddling drivel that has wafted from the bowels of Ann Arbor since the Truman administration.

The Michigan Wolverines being a dominant voice in the sport means that (in addition to having to dust off almanacs from 1928), college football fans at large will have to endure the most self-important people in the solar system insisting that their gas station coffee tastes funny and everyone needs to know about it right now!