The Michigan Wolverines aren't as bad as they look on offense. Sort of.
Through 8 weeks of the 2024 season, Michigan ranks:
112th in points per game
113th in yards per play
117th in turnover margin
119th in yards per game
120th in first downs per game
122nd in turnovers lost
130th in scrimmage plays of 10+ yards
131st in scrimmage plays of 20+ yards — Zach Shaw (@_ZachShaw) October 20, 2024"Sort of!"
Look, I might be writing this at 3 am, intermittently checking out my window to see if my night terrors have become manifest and are after me (specifically me, always me), but I am not a crackpot.