Once upon a time, in a small pond in the woods, there was a big fish and a little fish.
The big fish had many friends. They had lots of fun doing fishy things like swimming through the weeds, playing among the rocks, and winning football games while brazenly committing multiple NCAA violations.
Then one day, the big fish finally hopped out of their pond and into the NFL. "Come along, friends! It'll be a grand adventure!" he shouted, as he waved his fins excitedly. Everyone began to jump and swim to the side of the big fish, and little fish wound up his tail to follow.