So there are two ways we can go about this.
The first way is more generous to the Michigan Wolverines, which narrowly defeated Army 24-21 after looking like 100% certified ass for most of the game. This approach gently points out that playing a service academy is a special hell all on its own. Army or Navy or Air Force or NASA or Coast Guard or whoever, you know that they're going to run some goofy offense no one can adequately prepare for and chop block your knees into oblivion.
Michigan ass lol.