Sports stats are awesome because they are a mathematical manifestation of... pretty much anything.
So every year for the football season preview, I roll out what are (in my view) the weirdest statistics from the previous season. It's fun, because there's a whole cottage industry devoted towards tracking every possible permutation of action or inaction during pretty much athletic event that you can think of, and it's also funny, because that amount of data inevitably leads to some really goofy stuff.
But if we're being honest, it's really a reflection of the things that Ohio State fans like myself are excited and apprehensive about in equal measure.