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The Situational: Other People's Property

This fall BTN will air "Green and White Days" from Michigan State's preseason camp.

They'll hire a famous Spartan with a familiar Hollywood voice like Tom Sizemore or James Caan to narrate it and America will be served a triumphant glimpse into the Big Ten champions' den; an exclusive peek at how excellence is made. It will be appointment television for Spartans the same way J.K. Simmons narrating Scarlet and Gray Days was for you.

POTUS shrug
Bosa's next White House shrug will have to be with the Super Bowl champion Cleveland Browns.

That's all just a guess.