This fall BTN will air "Green and White Days" from Michigan State's preseason camp.
They'll hire a famous Spartan with a familiar Hollywood voice like Tom Sizemore or James Caan to narrate it and America will be served a triumphant glimpse into the Big Ten champions' den; an exclusive peek at how excellence is made. It will be appointment television for Spartans the same way J.K. Simmons narrating Scarlet and Gray Days was for you.

That's all just a guess.