Mr. Stein: At this point, I believe there are only three people in Outer Mongolia who have not yet expressed an opinion on the issue of OSU’s starting quarterback for the upcoming season.
I suggest that you get someone there as soon as possible because the snow will soon fly in that part of the world and we certainly don’t want to miss out on their thoughts to this (seemingly) daily issue in central Ohio.
— Mike Jones, Powell
Mike: Thanks for the tip. Intrepid reporter Tim May should arrive in Ulan Bator this morning, but he expects a three-day trip by yak on the Tea Road to reach his destination and gain those vital opinions.