With Oklahoma at Ohio State kicking off in 26 and a half hours and the Marion Popcorn Festival beer garden opening in seven, it's your duty as an American patriot to leave your job at 10:30 EST to get your mind right by spending $10,000 in the City of Kings.
Please feel free to name and shame any "boss" who doesn't allow that in the comments and consider the boycott en route to their pockets. Nothing can take the wind out of Ohio's sails of fortune this weekend.
ICYMI:
- Oklahoma beat writer Berry Tramel: These Sooners completely different than last year.