Well, well, well, if it isn't Jim Harbaugh and the diabolical Michigan Wolverines. Y'all are a long way from your hellholes, demons.
All year Michigan fans gleefully clucked as their team mashed Illinois, Rutgers, Penn State and Colorado. Historians claim UM fans used to consider that a routine year.
But a night in Iowa City can almost ruin your life. One minute you're cheering your team in the big game, the next you're handcuffed to a hospital bed with no memory of committing six felonies due to grain alcohol poisoning.
The most hyped Michigan team in a decade, with 40 rostered seniors, comes into Ohio Stadium as a 6½-point underdog against a team that plays six seniors (including former walk-ons Joe Burger and Craig Fada).