Welcome to the Enemy of the State Classic's Final Four, and what a spiteful four it is.
Mark May, who has just eviscerated any foe set in front of him, finds himself up against the tournament's Cinderella: The eighth-seeded Penn State Cultists.
On the other side of the bracket, the apparent most-hated Michigan Man, Desmond Howard, finds himself up against another archvillain, the Southeastern Conference.
There are no wrong choices here — only hateful ones — so adjust your monocle and get to work. Voting closes at 11 p.m. ET.