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The Corn Gets Husked As Ohio State Once Again Wows the Country With Offensive Firepower

If you're going to play Ohio State in 2019, you had better be ready to go from the very first second of the game, because otherwise all that you'll hear is a giant whooshing noise as Justin Fields, J.K. Dobbins, and an incredible wideout corps pulls the cord on their ACME rocket jetpacks on their way to the moon.

There's now a new dimension to blowouts here in Columbus; it's no longer enough to win by a billion points by the end of the game, you now must give yourself a headache trying to figure out substitution protocol by the third quarter because you're up eight touchdowns by halftime.