Evaporation can occur at any temperature, but some reservoirs are more vulnerable to the cold.
Last weekend a seemingly unlimited inventory of SEC speed, fortitude and generalized football superiority axioms vaporized with several minutes still remaining in the 1st quarter. It marked the first time since Michigan State 2021 that a live Ohio Stadium broadcast was pre-empted with state-sanctioned erotica.
To use family-friendly Ohio polysemy, that was four no-Nut Novembers ago. Been too long.
The Horseshoe - reportedly overtaken by Tennessee occupiers - was condescendingly echoing the battle cry of Southeastern Conference bottom feeders prior to the evening's third commercial break.