For years, D.J. Byrnes of Piqua has polluted the great minds of Eleven Warriors’ readers with stories of the home of Captain Underpants. Around this time last year, he published his manifesto.
He has spread lies about the great city of Troy for far too long, and I'm here, as a humble Son of Troy, to set the record straight.
It would be one thing if Piqua was a better city than Troy. It’s not. Troy has a far better downtown area, school system, location, bowling team, etc. Troy has it better than That-Town-Up-North in every aspect.