It is tempting.
Envisioning Al Washington tearing up an offered contract in front of stunned admins from the University of Tennessee, showering them with 1.5 million dollars worth of confetti, is pretty fun.
Or maybe he actually signs the contract, but right before the ink can dry, a distraught Washington runs through a pouring rainstorm to midfield of Ohio Stadium, crying as he eats the document and lightning crashes around him.
Or wait! Maybe Washington pulls a Commodus as a shocked Josh Huepel is torn limb from limb by angry moonshiners from outside Knoxville!