That sound you're hearing is Ohio's enemies quaking in their adult diapers about Big Nut and Little Nut rendezvousing on Independence Day.
The new generation calls this BDE. The old school calls it nut juice:
No wonder Chestnut gargled fifty pounds of processed meat in record time. The alternative was disappointing Big Nut, which is a mistake mortal men do not get to make twice.
ICYMI:
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