Well that was certainly something. I don’t know what it was, and have very few ways to even quantify it, but I’m pretty sure it was a football game. A very weird, very broken football game, between two teams that seem to play one of these nonsensical, bizarre football games every time they square off. When Ohio State and Penn State meet, football, at least in the way we know it, usually breaks.
That manifests itself in things like Penn State running an inside zone on 4th-and-5, one of the dumbest calls I’ve ever seen, to lose the game.