Hi there, sports website reader.
It's the middle of June.
I bet you're thinking to yourself, "Man, could being an avid reader of online sports content get any better than this? The longer the offseason drags on, the more I'm held captive to the same content that I've essentially memorized through rote repetition over the years, and I freakin' love it!"
Me too. I personally can't wait to see who is going to appear on a hypothetical watch list in May, or to read in January which teams are going to be in the Top 25 come September, or to pour over police blotters to see if any of my favorite players got dinged for public urination after a golf tournament.