The rumors are true – today is the day of my birth. Have an Arby's in my honor.
Let's just go ahead and skip a step and direct any and all monetary gifts directly to my beautiful wife, because lord knows that's where it's gonna go anyway.
Word of the Day: Maelstrom.
DIGITAL 'KROOTIN. It ain't easy to convince a top football teen to come to your school in the first place, but there's an added level of difficulty when you can't even let said football teen visit your campus due to a global pandemic.