It's Saturday, which is still a monumental occasion even if it lacks Buckeye football. Cherish it by not looking at a screen all day (after reading my important blog post, obviously).
Word of the day: Parvenu.
HOOKER NOT PERFECT. Malik Hooker is my favorite player to come out of Ohio State since the Iron King, Cardale Jones, First of His Name, Poacher of Badgers, Controller of Tides, Slayer of Ducks, Troll Sultan, and 12th Son of Ohio. It will be forever a travesty we only witnessed one year of Hooker on the field.