I thought I knew all the levels to a hangover, but then I found myself Sunday vomiting my intestines up on a marooned boat 40 minutes outside Catawba. You don't know hell until your crippling motion sickness reduces you to a ball of writhing flesh heaving stomach bile into a trashcan that is also moving.
And yet, it was all worth it.
Put-In-Bay is hilarious. No other place like it in Ohio and sun-baked dads staggering around blackout drunk from five Budweisers will never not be hilarious to me. The only drawback is having to drive Route 4, which has my vote as the worst highway in Ohio.