It's Saturday!!! You can find me on a boat in Lake Erie, not doing crimes.
BAD #TAKE ALERT. Yesterday, while trudging through the offseason hellscape that is the search for #skullycontent, I stumbled upon this tweet in one of my 20+ TweetDeck columns:
"As God as my witness, he's broken in half!" I impulsively shouted in my best Jim Ross voice because I'm mentally hardwired to the WWF Attitude Era.
But then I grew sad. Had the coach we all know and love been demolished by a Miami radio host? "My readers would not like to read about that," was my next thought.