Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Eat shit, Ric Flair.
See the face of Jerry Emig, Urban Meyer's No. 1 swatter, in the photo above? That was my reaction to Camp Randall as soon as Tyquan Lewis ripped Alex Honibrook to the FieldTurf.
Credit to the Badgers, though. At halftime I talked myself into how Ohio State losing to a team running "Jazz sweeps" would be good, actually. But then I harkened back to Socrates' 2008 declaration:
"You're a first-half team! We're a fourth-quarter team!"
SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND: fuck him up socrates — leon (@leyawn) April 8, 2015As soon as the Buckeyes came out blazing in the second half, we all saw the writing on the wall.