ICYMI:
- Rashard Lawrence, a 2016 four-star DT, decides between LSU and Ohio State this morning. The Lord of Whispers prophesied the Louisianan will stay home.
- The women's basketball team warded off Michigan in Ann Arbor, 97-93.
- The men's basketball team lost to Purdue Pete's creepy ass, 75-64.
- Mike Vrabel (surprisingly but sagely) declined the San Francisco 49ers defensive coordinator job.
This week's NSFW ANTI-WORK #BANGERS:
- Steve Harvey: Where did cussing come from?