We're currently entrapped in the offseason ennui where the 19th-century stickball sport is the only sports reprieve we have from our small, broken lives. As such, I offer this video of a fake robot scaring fast food workers:
Lol RT @2Tanks_DRE: AYOOOO RT @Adolfhibsta: RT @artistictatts: lmfaoooo yall have to watch this pic.twitter.com/4ctsHB3azn
— Kirigaya Kazuto (@FastTimesAtRF) June 25, 2016
HERE COMES MICHAEL JORDAN (NON-CRIER). When most people hear "Michael Jordan," they think of the bloated, crying internet meme that's ubiquitous whenever a loss is suffered.