Drove 1,000+ miles this weekend to be a D-list wedding guest. Some observations:
- West Virginia considers Cracker Barrel an "attraction."
- Hanging a white shirt, grocery bag, etc. from the driver's window of a broken down car signifies "I will return for this abandoned vehicle, please don't tow or ticket me."
- The federal government should strip everyone from New York of their driver's license.
- "BUGSMOM" — West Virginia plates — the only other alpha wolf on the southeastern seaboard this weekend.
- Props to Huske Hardware in Fayetteville, NC.