It has been six hard months since a Game Day Skull Session. We're almost to the Promised Land, but this reprieve gives me time to think of another suffix besides "Get Dumped Then, [Opponent]."
P.S. My girlfriend took a well-paying job with a pension in Springfield. What do we know about the Shield, folks? Keep in mind I'm from Marion when forming your critique.
IT'S PREDICTION SEASON, AND BUSINESS IS BOOMING. I love the smell of Ohio State football predictions in the morning, especially when the flavors are so bold you suspect they're emanating from Guy Fieri's latest restaurant.