We begin today not with a word, but with a video of American might. Here's the USS Gerald Ford launching trucks to test its jet catapult:
USS Gerald Ford launching trucks to test its jet catapult is the most American thing ever pic.twitter.com/Tdet1eTKTN
— Michael Hendrix (@michael_hendrix) February 6, 2017
Abe "Touchdown" Lincoln never saw anything like that, but it's no wonder he knew the combined armies of our enemies couldn't earn a sip of the Ohio River (left unmentioned: that would be the biggest troll prize in military history).