The tournament's No.1 seed, led by the Big Ten's top recruiting class from four seasons ago - ranked 5th nationally - rolled into the Sweet Sixteen without breaking a sweat. In this parallel universe, they're laser focused on making it back to Washington D.C. to feast on serving trays piled high with Filet O' Fish cartons and tepid adulation.
Oh, what could have been. Remember this?
The new white chocolate. Jason Williams is spinning in his grave. He's alive, it's an expression.
Mickey Mitchell, brother to Mike "the Abusement Park" Mitchell scored 47 points in his single season (the man-bun scored none) before taking his talents to Tempe, Arizona.