Happy Opening Day to all who observe, specifically those who celebrating at the legendary Bier Stube with their equally legendary Opening Day drink specials and dime dogs.
It's currently a gametime decision whether or not I will make an appearance, but I sure wouldn't rule out my attendance for the Reds game at 8 p.m.
In any case, if you're in the area, stop by and scarf a dog or seven and tell them I sent you (full disclosure: they do not know who I am, but that would probably make it even more hilarious).