Well, well, well... We meet again, Maryland. I don't even know how to insult these people other than to bash them for eating garbage trawled out of the sea (aka "seafood").
A friend of mine moved to Maryland, more specifically the suburbs of DC. He told me I was no longer allowed to complain about traffic as if he wanted a medal for being dumb enough to move to an area with constant gridlock traffic. He's no longer my friend.
This all without mentioning Maryland's football team. And frankly, what's there to mention? Their best player is a punt returner.