Pray for the men's basketball team. It plays Kentucky at 3:30 on CBS, and I fear a nationally televised execution of the local team could be at hand.
College football > college basketball but I'll be in front of a TV at 3:30 ready to take my beating. I'll leave my phone, wallet and keys at home so the only valuables they can take are my teeth, tongue, eyes, digits, limbs or kidney. As a Browns fan, it will be like any other stroll through a dimly lit and crack vial-laden alleyway.
| TIME (ET) | BOWL | MATCHUP | FAVORITE | TELEVISION |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2:00 | NEW MEXICO BOWL | ARIZONA vs. |