The big game is finally here; can you believe it, folks? They played a whole season, and it all comes down to this. Army vs. Navy! The unstoppable force vs. the unstoppable force!
People mocked Army when it appointed Revolutionary War legend Francis "Swamp Fox" Marion as head coach. Well, who's laughing now? Certainly not the broken Redcoats. Their officers are watching this from "King" George's posh dungeons.
And what can be said about Commodore Perry's Navy that hasn't already been said? The three options it's given opponents led to the bottom of the sea.