May the Fourth be with you.
Our esteemed intern Avery was one of the many Buckeyes graduating from home this weekend. I offer my sincerest congratulations to genuinely one of the finest interns we've ever had at this here website, but my words are nothing compared to The King's.
That glorious congratulation has done nothing but confirm my belief that all Ohio State degrees should by signed by Cardale Jones as well.
Song of the Day: "Cemetary" by Say Anything.
Word of the Day: Perorate.
NOT SLOWING DOWN.