What my enemies say is true. I will step away from Eleven Warriors on Friday to pursue the salt throne of the 80th Ohio House District. Do not cry for me, Columbus. The King's Hand, Kevin Harrish, will watch over our amber fields of grain through the harvest.
This is not the time or place for politics or purple prose. Let's forge forth to the weekly worker holiday of Friday.
ICYMI:
- Let's hope the Dwayne Haskins Experience goes better than the last time the local team deployed a pocket passer.