There are no sports going on right now for Ohio State (or the NCAA, really), so let's rank the creepiest mascots in the Big Ten.
Not Considered
Illinois, Indiana and Michigan all do not use a mascot currently, so they're left out of contention for the purpose of this piece. I also didn't include the Boilermaker Special because it is a train.
Goldy Gopher is the only mascot on the list that seems friendly and completely harmless. He gives off Chuck E. Cheese vibes and, in case you don't trust my judgment, won his third mascot national championship in January.