In an ultimate game of chicken, God has declined to reverse the inclement weather on a collision course with Columbus while Urban Meyer has refused to cancel his practice football game.
Weather be damned, there's gonna be football in the 'Shoe today, even if it costs 70,000 onlookers a few dollars and a mild case of trenchfoot.
I will not be in attendance – I'm sending my mediocre son Kevin in my place – but I can't wait begin my annual tradition of reacting to everything as if my 15 minute observance of a fake football game qualifies me to make all personnel decisions for the upcoming year.