Can’t you just picture it? You’re at work. A coworker comes up to your desk.
“What are you doing Saturday, October 26th? Do you want to come to my daughter’s fourth birthday party?”
First of all, a fourth birthday party? Weren’t her first three birthday parties enough?! Secondly, a fourth birthday party on a FALL SATURDAY?
But wait, you’re in luck, because hanging up right next to your computer is your freshly printed Land-Grant Holy Land 2019 football schedule. You look for October 26th.
“Please, please be a home game,” you think to yourself.