Even enemies of Ohio State can't deny all Buckeye fans are rich and live opulent lifestyles. While they eek out short, brutish existences, OSU fans eat grapes by the pool and ponder patriotic displays while maintaining their countryside estates.
The latest genius is Reddit user Boberta5000, who laconically declared "Power washing is an art" while dropping his latest masterpiece on r/powerwashingporn.
Make no mistake, this is an elevation from the mowed Script Ohio and the gauntlet has been laid down to all Buckeye homeowners.
Anybody that feels they can one-up the power-washed Script Ohio, drop me a line.