This is not the most hotly-anticipated Ohio State football season ever.
Reader, you and I can be the heroes America desperately needs. We can be the ones who reign in the hyperbole plague holding America hostage, going back to whenever it was the Takes industry decided nothing could be ordinary anymore.
Let's be courageous. We can drive this scorched and unnecessarily exciting era to a close.
It's okay if something isn't the best ever or the worst ever or - most especially - unprecedented. That was novel back when we weren't getting clobbered by living in Interesting Times on a daily basis.