The rumors are true: Most people (author included) are bad at Twitter. Perhaps carrying around a bullhorn to broadcast random inane thoughts into an abyss of strangers and colleagues/competitors won't go down in history as a great experiment in mental health, but that doesn't mean a few brave souls aren't carrying their Twitter torch aloft like a beacon to humanity.
Back in the day, these men had names like Socrates and Zeno. In this era, they go by monikers like @OsuCoachCoombs, and they drink Red Bull with apocalyptic abandon.
They also keep a timely hashtag.