In an absolutely incredible stroke of timing, Ohio State's quarterbacks will be meeting with the media this afternoon (minus Quinn Ewers, regrettably, because he is not yet enrolled, despite previous reports).
I'm praying to the #content gods that someone pulls a Tate Martell and adds some excitement to my Tuesday.
“This dude hasn't put a single second into Ohio State football. I don't know why somebody would think that the grass is greener on the other side, but I guess he's kind of looking at it like a fantasy way, I guess.”
Word of the Day: Ardor.