Short-attention-span synopsis: Ho-hum-coming. Earle rocks fedora. Rutgers not born to stun. J.T. Air-ett. Weber leaves grill marks. D-licious again.
Pregame buzz: You needed a chainsaw to cut the tension in this long and storied rivalry dating to 2014. OK, maybe not. Hey, you try selling a series in which the previous two games were decided by a total of 81 points. And noon kickoffs cut into keg time.
The $80 question? Tickets to see the Rolling Stones rock Ohio Stadium last year were as low as $41 on StubHub. People paid twice that in face value to see Rutgers roll over at the Shoe.